Right, fulfilling the failed jocular aspirations of your genetic predecessors!

Unfortunately, he never tried to give her the trophy back in real life.

These jokes aren’t going over, that’s rough.

The junk of some doofus who didn’t think she could whip the boy’s asses all fair-and-square.

Good job 2nd place finisher! You have an angry Jezebel article about how you made this all about you to look forward to.

I have a friend (former commenter here) who swore for year he was going to defile Modell’s grave. When someone else finally did, I breathed a sigh of relief.

How the hell is that not an ejectable hit? Exhibit A that goes to show you how terrible NFL officiating is, right there.

You haven’t forgotten about me, have ya? It’s only been like 7 years.

It looked like he spun his head around 360 degrees.

It looked like he spun his head around 360 degrees.

3rded. Just looking at the photos of him above the Manhattan skyline, even the ones where he’s not walking on the wire, make me shudder.

Terry Francona and Bochy are probably the only managers in this class who are currently employed and have managed to consistently stay that way.

Fuckin’ grandstanding, he thinks it is.

The Wobblies would like to get in on that action.

...you just know Keith likes to watch.

It got mentioned, and that is a shame to hear. Baltimore and Cleveland are very similar cities, and I have family in MD, so it pains me to hear when it suffering and business/civic leaders make dumbass decisions.

As an Indians fan, I would like...to go back to last year when Tito had a better handle on his staff, particularly his pen.

He was as overrated a manager as he was as a player.

They just threatened that little shit with a trip to London this weekend to watch the Browns/Vikings game. That’ll scare him straight.