That ‘Bama-Paterno State national title game keeps getting closer and closer.

That ‘Bama-Paterno State national title game keeps getting closer and closer.

You beat me to it! Well played, those Bryan Singer pool parties nearly brought him down.

No, I’m sorry. I refuse to be painted with that brush. I’m even more sorry that your view of all of humanity is that dim.

Wow. That is...wow.

Wow. That is...wow.

“We’re #2!”

Thank goodness you didn’t take the bridge.

+1 poppy

Sadly the DS Commentariat has higher-than-average levels of CTE as well.

Sadly the DS Commentariat has higher-than-average levels of CTE as well.

That’s the best commentary he’s provided in years.

That’s the best commentary he’s provided in years.

That’s the best commentary he’s provided in years.

Hold my beer.

Hold my beer.

He has priors for it. Of course he does.

I think he’s just eyeing where his next pair of ankles is going to come from. Y’know, just in case.

(shrugs)

Hopefully, it also means we’re getting a Wolfgang, eventually. (I’ve just always say I knew a dude named Wolfgang. Would I be able to call him Wolfie, or Wolf? I need to know.)