There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

I love the episodic format - each chapter of each of their games takes about 2 hours to play through, so maybe one night rather than watching a movie or 2 hours of TV I know I’ll get a start-to-finish chapter of a larger story. Then the next night I do something else, and some time later I’ll get another episode of…

Does ESPN not spoil the winner of the Super Bowl?

You of course realize it’s possible to download patches and whatnot off torrent sites right? Plus PC games might make up the bulk of video game piracy but it’s not the whole shebang.

This is a good fan.

Of all hats to be worn backwards John Olerud’s helmet must be the worst.

Everytime I pulled off a tentacle, I felt like I was ripping off someone’s junk. Would feel like ripping off someone’s junk again. 10/10

That piranha plant has a name thank you. It’s Petey and it made me much more self-concious about belly buttons than I have the right to be.

There is a tragedy here and that is no new Commander Keen.

Maybe instead of guessing that a lot of 4-1 series have their lone loss in game 3 you should actually look up the numbers?

You’re not going to be an NBA player even with Curry’s jumpshot. Curry can get open for his jumper and play NBA defense. We’re all likely at best pickup players, pickup basketball doesn’t have a three-point line and dunks are way cool. I’ll take the dunk.

Nope. Not even terrorists flying into buildings could make me feel good about the Yankees winning.

If the Mariners couldn’t win that year, I was very happy that it was “anybody but the Yankees.”

bullshit. I’m a Mets fan and was still a New Yorker in 2001 and seeing the Yankees blow it WAS my feel-good moment.

But Randy Johnson is the best

Cristiano is just as capable of going out for a pack of smokes as my dad was

It's hilarious when my non football fan friends can't understand this. I had to quit odp bc it was too expensive. Played w a local d4 team in Norway in the summers (they only let me practice w them bc uncle knew the coach) and the skill differential in my own age group was immense between the top players n decent US…

I wonder if Italy’s financial ruin has had something to do with Serie A’s demise. Something I have noticed is Serie A acquires players on loan much more than any other league it seems, with an option to buy.

That’s not 100% true. Starting at 14 (freshman year), at least where I am, my son can join an MLS academy team and they will pay for everything. That said, they also want him living on site and going to their local, shitty high school which is a non-starter for the wife and me as he’s good, but not so good that he’ll…

I don’t think you have a very good grasp on which of us is the angry one.

Norm is God