Starred for reminding me of the cloth maps....

But your skin is. Amirite!?!?!

The 14 characters directly below the article title (or “Headline”) that read “Hamilton Nolan” is commonly referred to as a byline, which indicates who has written the words that follow.

Sociedad aren’t in the Champions League.

Harry Winks!

What does Harry Winks have to do to get a cap? Livermore couldn’t cut it on a much poorer Spurs side. Winks is the first sub off the bench if he’s not starting for the second best team in the Prem*.

*until the final day when he will be on the team that finishes immediately below Arsenal

Arsenal is a step down from Dortmund in every way.

What kind of origin story starts when a guy is 65?

I’m often using multiple google accounts on the same machine, and switching between them (especially going from gmail to drive) often requires a logout/login.

Also, who is paying 9.99% APR these days?

As socialist as their policies are, California is already a rouge state. Fucking pinkos.

Also a great way to store photo gear to keep it mold free.

The FK needed to be taken by a right footer, that’s not Messi ceding anything. Only Ronaldo would demand to take a FK with his weaker foot. And last season they split duties (each took seven, Suarez took another five). So this reads to me like post-facutal analysis to fit the narrative rather than an actual changing…

Only “active” players can be offside, if you aren’t challenging for the ball or otherwise interfering (perhaps blocking the GK’s view of a shot) the play is not offside.

That demonstrates that his teammates suck, not that he does.

I also use twitter

And that’s why you’re a great friend. I’m sure they’ll all laugh when you’re hit by a bus on your way to the gluten-free vegan health food store.

The second clause in the second sentence contradicts the first.

I’m sure your smoker “friends” are super grateful for your willingness to educate them about the dangers of their choices. Thank god you are around, as it’s a fucking secret that smoking is bad for you. They are lucky to have such a good nanny friend.

Boo hoo, so brutal to get $20k, in free money.