Legacies get no preference in Ivy League admissions unless their relative writes a seven-figure (eight for Harvard and Yale) check.

Nah dude, you got to sell that brain to James O’Keefe, that’s where the real money is.

If they lack the balls to stand by their dicks, being banned is the least of their problems.

I also see two delicious sandwiches.

That’s because their COPS SMOKE WEED

No it wasn’t; jokes are funny.

It’s Labatt you numpty.

You’ve clearly doctored the quote. What he actually said was:

“...then they pay people to vote as dead people, four, five, nine, eleven times.”

You’ll need to lose your virginity first.

That’s two pictures, not one really long one.

There’s tons of research that shows that building stadiums with public money is a really poor way to spur economic growth. Google.

At this point it’s pretty clear that “Billy Haisley” is just a bot that posts /r/soccer/ stories and top comments 24 hours later.

Do assholes know they’re assholes?

The year 2000 and two of these films took place in the 20th century.

Don’t hurt your back bending over for the lowest hanging fruit.

No, in this case it would have been a closer free kick. A PK can only be awarded for a foul in the box, and here Ronaldo handled the ball outside the box.

These bags are awesome, but one could have been had for $30 from Nordstrom Rack Clearance about six months ago, and Amazon for $45, so $70 is nowhere near an all-time low.

These bags are awesome, but one could have been had for $30 from Nordstrom Rack Clearance about six months ago, and…

That’s just what Gov. McCrory wants you to think.

If you are in a bathroom and you can’t spot the transgendered person, it means YOU ARE THE TRANSGENDERED PERSON!!!!1!!!

The “average” person still lives somewhere in America with affordable housing. Unaffordable housing is an urban coastal problem.