You oppose animal husbandry (referring to it as rape and theft) not the dairy industry. Cool story, nobody cares.

Fortunately, video will still exist in 30 years, perhaps not in ultra-57000k hologram brain injection form, but I’d think today’s footage will give a pretty clear idea of how ridiculous Steph is. Fear not for your children.

Actually Man City is the only club who have to play “more than the others.”

I thought City had the title all wrapped up in August.

Let’s not forget that on Aug. 31, Manchester City had the title wrapped up.

Maybe we’re being really harsh. Maybe Billy has no long-term memory, so all his reactions are fully in the moment.

Jesus, not to keep beating this cliche-laden dead horse, but really:

“Every individual match could wind up being the difference between first place and third, between the joy of the Premier League trophy and the agony of falling just short”

Words that can be written about basically every game a title contending team plays in any sport, ever.

“It’s hard to say more about Tottenham than we already have” writes blog that has published nine stories with a Tottenham tag and 29 with an Arsenal tag since the start of the season.

No, Billy, it’s hard to say less about Tottenham than you already have, relatively speaking.

Neither Spurs nor Arsenal “struggled to keep title hopes alive” seeing as there are 11 matches left and a five point gap. Had Spurs lost, would they have failed, and thus have no title hopes? Are Arsenal’s title hopes now forever dashed?

This is particularly apt for soccer fans, particularly those following European leagues. Crystal Palace [insert any non-megaclub here] are not going to win the league in our lifetimes. So other than an occasional cup run, the joy of fandom is in brilliant moments of play, in watching players who so often fail to…

Really hope you’re planning to run an update now that we’ve learned the player blew out his knee, he wasn’t diving, he injured himself.

Certainly looks like someone doesn’t know the rules of basketball to me.

If only this information were easily found somewhere, ideally in electronic form you goddamn ponce:

http://operations.nfl.com/the-rules/2015…

They already award points without a scoring play if the offense commits a penalty in their own end zone.

No mention of how your party members in this RPG turn out to be real human beings suffering permanent -10 INT damage with every game?

Gökhan Inler? He who’s played all of 195 minutes in the league this year?

While I can’t assume every pirated copy is a lost sale, we’re still talking about an excess of losses well north of $1 million.

It’s clear now how the season will end. Chelsea beat Spurs and two weeks later lose to Leicester while Spurs simultaneously lose, thus finishing fifth by the slimmest of margins, again out of the Champions League because of fucking Chelsea.

They just need straight up surge pricing that goes to the delivery people. I suppose Uber Foods is sort of this idea.

Of all the goals, the first is the strongest case about which to complain as Soton are clearly offside in the buildup. Keep on Arsenaloling.