This reminds me of when I was a nurse in a locked inpatient elderly psych facility. We had a policy that if a patient completely lost their shit we’d call and have them shipped over to the ER for assessment. Psychotic breaks in elderly psych patients can be because of things like urinary infections or other health…

This is what pisses me off about this. In most mental health care facilities workers are generally paid less than $12 dollars an hour to non-violently deescalate situations like this. My mom worked in a group home and got punched so hard that she had a black eye for over a month, and if she had retaliated or hurt…

Yeah and I loved Kate McKinnons take on the intimidation attempt. “Oh no! Mistresses? Bill how could you? How will I ever go on?

Trump is incapable of dealing with a woman his age on a level playing field when she doesn’t work for him, sleep with him, isn’t in a bikini, and is smart and capable. He just has no idea how to deal with her - so he doesn’t. He attacks Bill, who’s a man. Now he can attack Obama. He is attacking AROUND her because he…

This isn’t strategic. This is a narcissist striking back at an enemy (Obama’s remarks must have cut him real deep). Avenging his ego is vastly more important to him than running an effective campaign.

Hillary should just bring a family size bag of Cheetos and sit it in the front row.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

I don’t know whether or not it’s reassuring that Trump is no longer able to shoot straight when it comes to embarrassing guests at debates. If Hillary didn’t give a shit about Paula Jones et al., she sure as fuck isn’t going to blink at Barack’s estranged relative. Trump is really losing it.

Yeah the fact that the half-brother agreed to this would explain why they don’t have a great relationship.

Alright, I don’t love monarchies, but I say we turn the First Lady position into one and let Michelle have it until she wants to hand it over to Sasha or Malia.

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

NEWS FLASH : 25% of women avoid sexual activity because they feel self conscious about their bodies WHETHER OR NOT they are overweight.

But don’t forget that he also said what she said before he said that he didn’t.

I love how much I am getting to use this GIF :)

Look this is just another stupid he said/she said she said she said she said she said she said she said.

Who would have thought that People would not only be a source of legitimate journalism but would have an actual effect in this year’s election? 2016 is full of surprises.

“I don’t want to hear that. We wanted to have a good night without distractions with the politics,”

I’m still trying to wrap my head around the fact that there is an intersection of Amy Schumer fans and Trump voters.

as sad as this is, the real sorrow will come when the hospital staff has to break the news that this election cycle was not part of the hallucination...

Tangentially relevant.