Now, I could see why you might’ve thought the fox abandoned you.
But, let’s be real, the fox looked at the situation and said:
Farble! I can’t move this van alone! I better go and get more foxes!
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I mean, haven’t you see ANY Disney movies?
If you’d simply waited there, Oh, two days, and done something useful, like knitted…

Right?
I know they were in a time crunch, but if possible, turn to the son, and say, “Son, now you’re going to see some bull shit.”
And then turn to the Dealership and say:
“Damn, that undercoating dried quickly, and let’s see that lojack and electrical work!”

That story cracked me up.
I just love picturing the moment.
“The DOOR is a JAR”
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“The DOOR is”
*WHAM!*
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“So, what do you guys want to talk about now?”

Yeah, they popped the glass for sure.
As someone who knows *a friend* who used to do public art projects, um, under funded? and had to use some unorthodox tactics, that’s how it’s done.
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But this, of course, isn’t art, of any kind or form, and instead is reprehensible and horrifying.
Especially because all of those folks…

Cue the movie where they cut a guy’s thumb off to start his car.

Because English = Farbled Up.

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“See, I told you that door was ajar.”
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“Did you think I was joking?

I guess:
Because people are willing to pay the price.
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But less cynically:
Because economies of scale mean car companies can leverage literally hundreds of millions of dollar to streamline production and get the price of a car down to as low as possible, at which point they lower the price for consumers... HAHAHAHAHA.
But…

Say, that’s a nice fucks to give bowl.

Have you tried taking apart your house?
Your crowbar will be GREAT at that.
Seriously.
With the crowbar, and oh, a hammer?
You can take destroy a whole house.
Sure, it’ll take a while, but you CAN do it.
And I don’t mean that in a snarky, sure, you bang on anything like enough, you’ll bang through it, way.
Nope.
I mean in a…

Nope, you’re right.
Though in this case, it sounds like you’d have to know the creators of the game to have the final throughput of cash.
But yeah, many of these games are/were created so that different folks could launder money in different ways, and then someone said:
You don’t think anyone would actually spend money…

A human heart.
Obviously.

Who told you about my avocado toast?

Have you ever tried branding a steer?
Anyways, sure, we’ve got that ray that beams them up and down, but in between?
They’re feisty.
Very. Feisty.
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But, eventually, we cut their throats, and get the eyes, sometimes the other bits and bobs.
Why?
Same reason you farblers kill rhinos.

For me?
It’s Volkswagens.
Particularly, the Beetle, which smells so much like a Beetle, and car sick, that I can smell it now, some twenty years away from the last time I smelled the inside of a Beetle.

Yup.
Learns driver survived that wreck, starts shopping Altimas.
See Altimas.
Accepts death.

Brilliant!

So.
The perfect jeep of some kind shows up in your driveway, the devil steps out, what exactly, would stop you from buying that jeep?
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Carpets of blood?

Demon scared that human virus right off.

Look.
Lots of us are calling it a coup.
But not enough.
And we’re still fronting for office old white dudes, which?
WTF? is that?
So.
Reporting in here:
White people are racist as farble but some of us know that the attempted coup was an attempted coup by a hardcore racist old weasel fronting the racist party that is now…