So, I’m an idiot.
I was like.
*squints at reality*
Christmas witch.
Checks out.

“Water is a liquid that wets things, news at nine.”
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Hmmm.
I dunno, as a saying?
It’s absent a certain something piquant.

One day.

Hooray!
Made me snort with laughter!
Came to the comments section for these snortages, and was not disappointed!
As always, even when I don’t mention it, thank you, Jalopnik readers for being some of the best.
Just, the best.

As a Lizard person, what surprises me is that y’all think we’re anymore competent than anyone else.
We’ve got our idiots, too.
I mean, I’m nothing my pod would be proud of. 

SEC SHMESEC. 

Dude.
I understand that picking photos for articles is difficult, and that there are many factors involved, blah blah, but when I saw that photo?
I SO thought this was going to be an article about how few manufacturers had signed on to produce tiny version of their cars.
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But no.
And, I get it, environment, blah bah, you…

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I was kinda OK wth plain clay but Ranch Clay is just gross.

I have not done so, I don’t think so:
THANK YOU FOR THIS ARTICLE!
I might’ve not seen this, otherwise.
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“You know a lot about this,” was the moment.
Just. The moment. You can hear it in his voice, which he’s trying not to let shake, when he realizes that he can’t even make his mouth move around most of the words his brain…

But, clay?
I mean, plain?
Or, like, BBQ?

Thank you.
For some reason, my brain had forgotten to take time into account.
What. An. Asshat this guy was and is.

I giggled at the same place in the video!
Those lights!
I had no idea they rolled over, and I’ve often wondered how all of the raising mechanisms fitted inside there!

Volkswagen EOS, here, so, twice as big as a Miata?
Still, a bit tricky to put a lot of stuff in.
I haven’t seen the trick mentioned yet where you lower the roof, then pack the car, then raise the roof, to hold things that wouldn’t managed the curves of fitting in any other way. Makes packing easier too. I mean, easyish.

Tractor for me.
John Deere 1020, which makes it much easier because the throttle is a lever on the dash, and I only had to worry about the clutch pedal, left foot.
Oh.
And steer with the two brake pedals on the right, and the steering wheel.
To shit?
Two sets of shifters, the one on the left did two speeds of reverse and…

Oddly, that is what I was going to say, only with John Deere and grandpa’s tractors. 

I hear you.
I don’t have any answers.
But I wanted you to know you’ve been heard.
Knowing who you are, and what you are, and what your place is, wherever and however and whoever you are, is difficult, and not having a place?
You are you.
Your own place.
Always and forever.
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Wait.
I do know the answer to one of your questions:
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Geeze.
Two airbag jokes in the first few popular comments.
You know you have a product problem when the first thing car folks reach for when a bomb is mentioned is your product.
By name.
Ouch.

I’m not sure why we shouldn’t allow the war between the whales and the squids to continue.
I mean, we let them fight it out and we clean up whoever’s left, right?
And by ‘clean up’ I mean ‘pollute out of its wits and life.’
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Or, are we, perhaps reasonably so, worried that whoever survives the great squid whale wars will…

Also?
I read that Newsweek link to the higher blood clot risk?
And no offense, but one study done in one county in Minnesota and trumpeted (ahem) by Newsweek?
Not the best source, or this site’s proudest moment to repeat.
When you’re listing all the ways that someone is being crazy, linking to something that might, might,…

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I dunno.
I’m with the rituals taking up more time than the lying and the cheating.
Plus?
Do you know how long it takes to cook a good child?
4 hours at four hundred degrees.
HA!
As a card member of the elitist left, I kid.
I kid.