So, when do the signature models go on sale?
I want one, please and thank you, with your signature across the side or top.

Huh.
I didn’t know the seatback behind me was mine as well!
Makes sense.
Everything that’s attached to the seat I’m sitting in is mine.
Mine.
Mine, mine, mine.
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Geeze.
That’s sad.

“I popped it into reverse, the backup camera came on, and called my kid, Otto, to hop in with me for a test—and hopefully victory—drive.”
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Dang, I didn’t know the camera came with “Kid Call!” to get your kids into your car. That’s dope!
Also?
Farble that Pope!
You. Are. The. Man!
Don’t forget.
No matter what the Pope says.
As…

You people are all going to heck. To heck I say!

Thank you.
Now, their marketing blew it with this whole ‘blue light’ nonsense.
Instead?
They should’ve picked a general frequency range within each of the RGB spectrum.
Like this:
“Our patented creams block the specific frequencies within the red, green, and blue spectrum that our scientists have found cause most of the…

But without whataboutism and fear mongering, I have nothing left!

Tastes looks and hydrates just like water!

Um:
Chad?
Evan?

In reading over the few comments in support of the scams, it seems like there’s a market for stuff outside of their closed game markets.
The first folks who do figure out how to enable that market?
Is going to make bank.

It’s like beginning a comment with: “This’s totally legit...”

But only for those of us living on a planet.

Hee hee ha ha.
Damn, why is so difficult to write out laughter.
Ho. Ha. Hee.
Anyway, you made me, a bitter angry goblin of a man who oddly is left wing, laugh. 

I like this idea.
Change the units.

As a white person, I can say: Hell yeah, we need to be made to feel bad, and I’m not sure how bad and when?
By that I mean, all this bull farble about how CRT is taught in schools?
Well, we know it hasn’t been, but obviously?
So needs to be, and the tricky bit for white people is trying to make us understand how, sure, me…

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Because something something freedom?
I dunno.
I asked Jalopnik that question some time ago, and didn’t get a decent answer.
Particularly as all cars have computers in them, there’s really no need for speed limits, in that a car should limit itself, especially once it gets on the free way or near a school zone, or…

“Mechanical sympathy.”
Thank you for another great article, and in particular, your description for how much attention you pay to motors was fantastic.
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This.
I mean, and the comments that follow.
I appreciate such comments because I’m not very good at arguing or rhetoric, and these follow throughs are perfect,

This.
We. Are. All. Connected.
I so wish we’d learn that.
When the people in one part of our nation suffer, that means we all lose out, economically, sure, but also as we lose the souls, the hearts, the dreams, the ideas of so many Americans; we’re losing the poetry, folks, as we die, and we have to stop.

So, what do those requirements have to do with farmers also wanting to be able to make repairs themselves?
If you mean that there are some high tech stuff that doofus farmers can’t fix, then, um.
But I don’t think you mean that, I think you mean that like cars, yeah, there are going to be some high tech stuff, but…

Combine awful pay with having to build computerized monstrosities that farmers aren’t even allowed to work on, and I say: BLECH to John Deere, blech, I say.
And I love JD tractors. I grew up driving a 4020 and 1020 on my grandfather’s farm. Fantastic machines that he could service completely, totally, and absolutely,…