Used Nissan Leaf:

The one with the V8 is the only one worth remembering.

And who can forget the most cynical rebranding of all time, something that for a long time I did not believe actually existed and thought was an April Fool’s joke, a brand dilution so bad it makes the Cimarron look like a Maybach, the Aston Martin Cygnet!!

First of all: “GANDAMUUUUUUUU”

Second: “kimi yooooooo”

Shocks and struts. Nothing transforms a car quicker than a good shock/strut.

I’m not sure I agree with your assumption that a large swath of Americans wouldn’t do a basic task that ensures their survival over a slow death because they are being picky about something.

Agreed. If it’s really “the car” it’s worth it.

The repair shop fleeces him would certainly explaining the $5000 of restoration costs.

Seriously - someone’s been watching too much Clarkson.

You’ve already thought way too much about this car. More than Suzuki ever did. Have a beer and go look out the window man. 

Ill always eat them over any other imitator thanks to one of the best liveries of all time.

Hot Take: Bullitt should not be on this list. It’s a boring movie with a single famous car chase.

all you had to do was post the jim jefferies bit. 

“That door is ratchet strapped shut so you’ll have to go to the driver’s side”

My FIL had a ‘69 Camaro with the hideaway headlights when I started dating his daughter. He let us take it out on date night one night; after dinner I couldn’t get the little doors to open. I ring him up and he about dies laughing and says, “It’s an old car, just drive with the doors closed! Some light still shines…

Rural town. Middle of nowhere Virginia.

It should just be The Jetsons’ sound, industry wide.

Slapping a set of these bad boys on anything Japanese. Like OZ on anything European (also which I love), they are super cliche but they definitely work.

I don’t get the boner for nuke plants.