Well, I know it sounds biased to make fun of the owners of these ridiculous monstrosities, but ferrous fair. 

I am soo fed up with this site. I’ve accessed a few articles throughout the day and as I scroll down I keep getting rerouted to a Root slideshow article on Olympians.

I understand that times are tough for Jalopnik right now, but whoever is currently maintaining your site has made it nigh-unreadable. Whenever you scroll to the bottom of an article, it leaves the article and takes you to a random Root web page. It’s absolutely maddening and I won’t be returning until it’s fixed,…

There are not “two clowns” running. One is a well-intentioned old guy. The other is a narcissistic, evil, fascist, traitorous, old-guy. Know the difference. 

The original Lexus LS400

My hot take is that people are louder, dumber, and more miserable to be around than they’ve ever been, so I personally appreciate that it’s so easy to insulate myself from them. 

Reminds me of an episode of Speed Racer

I honestly don’t watch Indycar because their cars look stupid.

Optical discs may be cheap, but they are not durable.

It would be absolutely hilarious if, after all the noise this creates, they just kill him off in the first episode again. 

Then you realize that Miss Marple, Hercule Poirot, Benoit Blanc and Jessica Fletcher all just happen to be on board...

Any toyota lexus that switched from a bulletproof v8 to a turbocharged v6 also the f150 and Honda accords.  

That 12 rotor Wankel has been around the block.

Feels like a lot of this should be illegal. For example, how is listing another company’s business as your address not fraud?

I saw the Cybertruck referred to as the IncEl Camino and that’s how I will forever think of it. 

Clarkson, Hammond, and May definitely made the show, but Top Gear was first and foremost a show about cars.  That’s what I think was missing about Top Gear USA.  All they did were challenges.  And bickering.  

You could get an airport with all the buildings for $3 million out in the sticks. Once. Now you can’t because private equity has been allowed to run rampant across all aspects of life. There are some places in the US where you can still get a few acres for relatively cheap, but your neighbors are cooking meth in a…

They always forget that there is a crucial element missing.  You need to have a special amulet.  That amulet is called *net worth* and you need large quantities of it.  Without it, the incantations will fail.