Maybe this girl can invent hindsight glasses for the asshats in charge of G/O.

Assuming the projector beam doesn’t interfere with oncoming drivers/traffic, this is super dope.

Those mini peanut butter cups work great in my fitness regime.

If you’re not supposed to swallow it, it’s gum. Or chewing tobacco. Or Hardee’s. 

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Just wishing all of you the best. This situation sucks, your management sucks even worse, and I hope all the staff makes it through to the other side at a place where you’re actually appreciated.

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

I was there in April of this year. That dog from the pyramids has a name and it is Preztelcoatl. But you are correct that it is indeed a good dog.

Sorry, those ads were for me. I meant to type Tempura but, as it was obviously not sports related, google assumed I meant Tempe, where at least the Sun Devils play.

Yesterday I was receiving ads on G/O sites for condos in Tempe. I’ve never set foot in Tempe, never Googled Tempe for any reason, never looked for flights for Tempe, nothing. But the place did look nice, and there’s a Whole Foods on the ground floor!

Deadspin usually has sports?

Can confirm. These certainly appear to be three very good dogs.

As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

These dogs are most certainly more deserving of human compassion and love than say, Jim Spanfeller (who by the way, if you didn’t know, has an email address: jim@g-omedia.com). That stain deserves to hear why a dog is more noble and deserving of human love and affection than he is.

Tom, if this unfortunate situation continues, may we have bears? 

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

These are extremely good dogs, Tom. Thank you.

Why do white people want to say that word so bad? I’m black, and when I hear my friends from other cultures refer to each other as [insert racial slur of choice here] I have never thought to myself, “Oh, well they said it so I guess I’ll just go around saying it now then”.