Ole Miss should try gerrymandering their field to make the one-yard line part of the endzone. That generally seems to help secure victories against those free-Union folk.

That was just Chris Mortensen’s obscure reference to Crocodile Dundee II

Your logic is slightly flawed. He saw 294 pitches, yes, but only about half of those even needed a call (were not a swinging strike, foul ball, or ball in play), and even fewer of those would be even close enough that a layperson wouldn’t be able to make the obvious call. So at best he was around 90% correct, but in…

Well this truly would be a study of an aspect of human society and culture, wouldn’t it? I can’t think of anything more à propos.

I tried to take a look at some full-year 2018 stats to see just how bad 16 missed calls in a game is, percentage-wise. It appears there are slightly fewer than 297 total pitches per game, of which about 158 require a call (strike looking or ball). Admittedly it’s flawed science, but in looking at some heat maps of a…

I agree. Last I checked, not every single call in this TNF game was a roughing the passer call that might support this Deadspin take on Brady. I am plenty critical of Brady for a lot of things (UGGs, generally being whiny, that stupid hat, maybe deflategate), but this isn’t one of them.

Why is nobody talking about Bananas’ Just for Men beard? That monstrosity is even worse than his attitude towards Wes.

I especially love the security guard flinching to get out of her way as she runs down the tunnel. I mean, she literally laid a (one) finger on a guy, so she may be volatile. I mean, this is almost as bad as an NHL fight!

Maybe they are offering him 400,000 bucks? I hear live deer can be worth several thousand dollars apiece.

Did the camera crew have to reefer any questions about the footage to the authorities?

I love it when Deadspin is so blunt in its reporting.

Last night I created a post similar to this, which I entitled “Hasn’t the world already had enough of Cagliari?” Here’s my synopsis:

So last week Ronaldo was marginally offside. In other words, offside. That is an infraction, and VAR correctly overturned it. I’ll remind you that this is not the first season for VAR in Serie A, and last year Juve won against Sampdoria after their late goal was overturned due to offside. Didn’t see any complaining or…

The Pan Am Games were established to be consistent with the Olympic Charter. One of the Olympic Charter’s there main purposes is to establish principles and values of Olympism. There are seven main principles of Olympism, one of which is “...to place sport at the service of the harmonious development of humankind,…

For all of the promise that this result brings for Tiafoe and American men’s tennis, I find it unusual you made reference of Anderson’s injury so late in your piece, almost as though it were an irrelevant sidenote. Given it’s his biggest weapon, I think it was actually the main contribution to Anderson’s eventual demis…

Hey Gillette, I have a candidate for your next commercial.

“It’s been a little silly...”

In Soviet Russia, football commentates you!

I was so happy when EPL moved to NBC so that those persistently-negative, no-talent ass clowns at Fox could go away. They still haunt my dreams when I have to watch cup draws and such on Fox, with their tin can studio commentary trying to sound interested in matches halfway across the world. The fact they can’t…

Houston PD be like...