“Purely as a matter of tactics, I humbly suggest that for every five protesters you have four protest the police station and one stay home.”

“Don Jr just doesn’t talk about “Sports” by Huey Lewis and the News while wearing a raincoat anymore... I’m really concerned that he’s not himself.”

Man, Crosby was terrible in this tournament.

The RNC has come out in support of R Kelly, releasing a public statement: “We are sick of the status quo, where men’s private lives are put under a microscope, betraying their constitutional right to privacy. It is time to judge men by their actions, not by the allegations of some damp children.”

Fuck all y’all, bichons are awesome. Only suckers keep them super fluffy, though; we buzz our little dude to a #5 every other month and never have to brush him.

AND THEY SAID MARKELLE FULTZ CAN’T SHOOT A JUMPER!!!

You’re not wrong.

This fucking jabroni wasn’t even elected Governor. He got it handed to him by Nikki Haley when she went off to make sure the rest of the world knew just how embarrassing South Carolina was. I almost wish I still lived back home so I could sit my ass down through the Anthem. But I like making money so I’m in…

Consulting. Next question.

Albert had me aboard until he took what I think was an unnecessary, even hurtful cheap shot at all of us peaceful Code Red drinkers.

Wayne Gretzky’s 3D Hockey

I spent way too much time in college playing SSX Tricky.

Perfect Dark was a better multiplayer game. Partially because they really refined the formula and partially because the customizable bots were fun if you had no friends.

I particularly enjoyed the stupid minigames, the sushi eating one was a great way to have a laugh with friends.

Blades of Steel!

WCW/nWo Revenge

Hold on a minute.

Have a Cigar.

Hardly the only Oxy Moron in Jacksonville.

Eat Arby’s.