jtscottjoefish
JTScott17
jtscottjoefish

Pretty (bad) fly (fishing) for a white guy.

Hey Guys,

‘Twas ever thus.

I also knew it was a haisley article, because right below the headline it says “billy haisley.”

Tonight’s guest on “How to tell someone is not from New York”

We Need to Move Christmas

The worst thing about Christmas is that it makes winter longer, and unbearably so. Thanksgiving ends and suddenly

Nice try Margaritaville but you’ll never be Mars 2112 (RIP)

Run, don’t walk, to the open bar at the Deadspin Awards!

#notallhashtags

One is a mouth-breathing scorer and the other has a boring personality to the point of being offensive. Sometimes I forget which is which until I remember that it’s a trick question and the description applies to both.

I’ll be there Zuk - I’ll be the non-descript, balding, early thirtysomething white guy so you’ll be able spot me in the crowd right away.

It’s a big production. You got the anthem, the coin toss, and the weekly moment of silence for whatever mass shooting just happened.

Me too! I went last year it was a lot of fun, they’re pretty cool

Alright let’s get to the important stuff- who is going to the Deadspin awards?????

Her nudes aren’t all that great.

Live mas, my friend.

Spends many paragraphs worth of words discussing how he’s less of a cretin online these days, then posts this (emphasis mine):