It’s really a shame that A Dog didn’t make the move to Univision. I bet he’d have some really good insight into this.

Alexa looks very happy-go-pucky

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Back in my day, real men claimed to be playing squash while they were actually slamming their mistresses

I would argue that making mistaken judgements about history is one of the most American things you can do!

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Jumbo Shrimp? I guess a nickname based on the native populace/economy, the Jacksonville Oxy Morons, was too on-the-nose.

Douse with whatever. Try it I swear.

He is such a piece of hot flaming garbage.

“Basic bitch” is just so limiting. “C++ bitch” is a much more flexible platform. But if you’re a hipster, go for “FORTRAN bitch” or “COBOL bitch.” But if you can be a bitch in assembly, you’re really bitchin’. But I do like the view of “Visual basic bitch.”

I just wet the toothbrush so it seems like I brushed. Works every time.

I read an article in the NY Times that this is true.

You miss very funny thing about Alex Jone show. It is not him. It is his commercials.

SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE SUGGESTS HILLARY CLINTON, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE JEWISH MAFIA AND THE NEW YORK TIMES, WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE EXTINCTION OF THE DINOSAURS

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

My dad found it HILARIOUS to say to my high school boyfriends wearing a baseball cap backwards, “Where’d you get that funny hat with the brim on the back??” Ugh DAD!!

I also have a bunch of hobbies that make having nitril gloves around a necessity.

Now I kinda torta understand

I wrote that down in my notebook.