Based on what I find in thrift stores, 4/5ths of America once owned “Whipped Cream & Other Delights” by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass.

It can be surreal sometimes. You go from Fox News where they’re all, “Really, would a child molester be THAT bad for the Senate?” Meanwhile, Splinter is all, “Beto O’ Rourke: Do we want a politician that uses Amazon Prime?”

But since it’s Fox, I think it’s more like this:

Karen had a lovely voice.

I’m old enough to remember these. At the time (late 60s when I was a little kid) they seemed perfectly normal. Natural trees were old-fashioned and messy; aluminum and plastic were the future. I can still remember putting ours together with my dad. The branches were all color-coded so you knew where they fit into the…

I have my grandmother’s ceramic Christmas tree. I love it. And I hate that fake retro ones are everywhere in stores now. Mine has sentimental value and is irreplaceable. Chihuahua for scale.

I have a small silver Christmas tree. And a Carpenters record. I don't know what that says about me. 

Right, the one with the Burgermeister, where she was a school teacher.

There is NO WAY Mrs. Claus’s First name is Jessica.  It’s Mildred or Gertrude, or perhaps Blanche.

I came here for saucy gifs of redheaded men & was disappointed.

People clutch to their nostalgia and traditions like a string of pearls. It’s silly. I think Santa and Mrs. C (she really needs a first name and her own back story) should both deliver presents, divide and conquer 50% of the houses to him and 50% to her. Make it a team. Why not? I’m sure they have enough reindeer. Only…

Someone shared a link to a (shitty) survey on facebook saying that a quarter of people think Santa should be a woman or gender neutral. The level of outrage was unreal. People (mostly men) could not believe that this FICTIONAL character could be labeled as anything other than a MAN. So so fragile.

Because I enjoy the lore and world building so much, I really hope this game steps it up from Inquisition from a map/level/world design stand point. I don’t want another Bioware game with lifeless areas like Inquisition and Andromeda, filled with menial side quests. I enjoyed my playthroughs of Inquisition (skipping…

lol you fucking goofus

I cannot get enough of that Jacob Wohl story. It’s replaced the Mooch’s tenure as Press Secretary as my favorite piece of schadenfreude ever. How their story never even had a chance; within seconds of being made public it was meticulously picked apart and exposed. And yet they persisted! And to top off all the…

Who the fuck orders New England Clam Chowder in Hawaii? 

It’s akin to all of those stupid pictures that show Trump standing in front of a tank, holding a fucking assault rifle, wearing a suit, portraying him as this all-powerful deity.

Is this more or less freaky that ripped daddy Robert Mueller from the Krassensteins’s kids book?

I’ve decided to become a right wing activist. It seems like a good gig, you basically sell a shit load of stupid gear to “trigger” the libs and basically exist on the wing nut welfare system.

I may even pump out a book about the how the Democratic party is the real racists and also some how work in the Satanic panic of…

That would be cilantro. I’ve been trying to warn people but they just won’t listen.