Hate crime charges can get him the death penalty. I hope we put him to death as a fucking symbol. Lefty as fuck, but I still believe in the place of using capital punishment as a fuck you here is what happens.

am i the only one who saw that screenshot of sheldon standing up and thought he was standing on the coffee table with weird little robot feet...

He has strong belt buckle game.

Everything after Origins has been garbage.  It breaks my heart.

Dear EA,

There will be lots of really bad hot takes for this, and I am here for it. This cover rules.

Rick Grimes approves of this color.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Tomi Lahren: Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. But I can’t. All can tell you is that I’m a different person now.

“I think it would be nice if your meal came with a side salad and six french fries.”

Which is why healthcare should be Knopfler-profit.

Maybe you're the one who needs to review history.

“Wonderful Christmastime” is Paul McCartney at his worst. He’s one of the great songwriters of the 20th century, and I’m a huge Beatles fan, but “Wonderful Christmastime” straight up sucks.

I categorically refuse to believe that anyone, anywhere enjoys the song “Wonderful Christmastime.”

Jen Kirkman posted a thread about this on Twitter the other day.

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

“Satan Sodomy?!!” (Lindsey Graham pushes to the head of the line.....)

She has one. His name is Jared.

Damn. This is savage.