All it takes is one newscaster at a local Sinclair station to go off script and tell them to stuff it, children are getting separated from their parents and gassed for wanting a better life. That video would go viral in a heartbeat and expose and embarrass them.

Alligator.

I wish the fuck I would arrive at an event where an alligator was roaming around eating things. Absolutely not.

The whole trend of gender reveals is getting dumber every day. Remember when we didn’t have to throw a dumbass party to tell people what variety of crotch fruit we were having? Pepperidge Farms does.

I despise Trump, but let’s expand this to all politicians who claim they will bring back or save manufacturing jobs. They’re all making promises that they know can’t be kept. GM sees a future of streamlined electric vehicle production that doesn’t require 15 factories to make 20 models. If they are correct, then the…

This was also his 3rd or 4th attempt on that island. They had previously shot at him.

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings. 

Dude, I know. First she’s not wearing clothes that are made of burlap or full of clumsily patched holes, and now she’s eating soup!

And he said they’d get more hints in 4.5, from perhaps a place we’re returning to - which would be Ivalice.

I’d likely make a Fratley look-alike, just so I could kill him again, and again, and again.

I have no use for that asshat and his “I lost my memory, so I’m going to be a total chode to the woman who spent five years looking for my ass—but I’m totally going to try to get her back after she helps save the world, while I…

For perspective... Yesterday: I am wearing a silk scarf: it cost $12, a jacket (rayon jersey) cost $15, my shirt cost the same (15) and my Target wide leg pants cost $16.99 (originally - I may have gotten them for less on sale since I usually wait for one). Total? Under $60. Add my shoes it’s still under one hundred…

Taxes aren’t yours. They’re the governments. You elect representatives to spend said money. Anyone who thinks taxes are “Theirs”, or is theft, is a dumb asshole who didn’t take civics classes, and are destroying our country with ignorance.

*Thernovich

1. Does he even know what a bunion sorry, ‘bunyon’ is?

Home-cooked meals aren’t trash, but you know that, you trolling piece of shit.

My fave pizza is PS ‘shroom & truffle oil. I had one for lunch, in fact. Not sure which name brand it is mimicking, though.

I’m 1lso very much looking forward to the yarly William Sonoma takedown. Always a riot.

Here’s to this being the start of an era where I can talk about Scott Walker without having to explain that I mean the singer, not the asshole governor.

As a woman living in Alabama, I did what I could.  Voted for Dems, voted no on all amendments.  It’s a sad day for me in Alabama.  There really is no hope here. 

My state elected a monster last night - Marsha Blackburn. However, I am getting hounded on twitter for being a woman and not supporting her. I am a liberal who votes democrat but also doesn’t support people just because of the gender.