Right, the one with the Burgermeister, where she was a school teacher.

There is NO WAY Mrs. Claus’s First name is Jessica.  It’s Mildred or Gertrude, or perhaps Blanche.

I came here for saucy gifs of redheaded men & was disappointed.

People clutch to their nostalgia and traditions like a string of pearls. It’s silly. I think Santa and Mrs. C (she really needs a first name and her own back story) should both deliver presents, divide and conquer 50% of the houses to him and 50% to her. Make it a team. Why not? I’m sure they have enough reindeer. Only…

Someone shared a link to a (shitty) survey on facebook saying that a quarter of people think Santa should be a woman or gender neutral. The level of outrage was unreal. People (mostly men) could not believe that this FICTIONAL character could be labeled as anything other than a MAN. So so fragile.

Because I enjoy the lore and world building so much, I really hope this game steps it up from Inquisition from a map/level/world design stand point. I don’t want another Bioware game with lifeless areas like Inquisition and Andromeda, filled with menial side quests. I enjoyed my playthroughs of Inquisition (skipping…

lol you fucking goofus

I cannot get enough of that Jacob Wohl story. It’s replaced the Mooch’s tenure as Press Secretary as my favorite piece of schadenfreude ever. How their story never even had a chance; within seconds of being made public it was meticulously picked apart and exposed. And yet they persisted! And to top off all the…

Who the fuck orders New England Clam Chowder in Hawaii? 

It’s akin to all of those stupid pictures that show Trump standing in front of a tank, holding a fucking assault rifle, wearing a suit, portraying him as this all-powerful deity.

Is this more or less freaky that ripped daddy Robert Mueller from the Krassensteins’s kids book?

I’ve decided to become a right wing activist. It seems like a good gig, you basically sell a shit load of stupid gear to “trigger” the libs and basically exist on the wing nut welfare system.

I may even pump out a book about the how the Democratic party is the real racists and also some how work in the Satanic panic of…

After months of hyping him for the midterms, now begins Splinter’s political assassination campaign against Beto for the high crime of Not Being Bernie.

And you know he probably got it from the same store that sells the dragon-shaped incense burners, too.

Y’know, like a true iai-to master.

You better be careful, he has a samurai sword. No one’s manlier than a white supremacist mall ninja.

Hate crime charges can get him the death penalty. I hope we put him to death as a fucking symbol. Lefty as fuck, but I still believe in the place of using capital punishment as a fuck you here is what happens.

And as you might have guessed, no French protester was chanting, “We want Trump.”

am i the only one who saw that screenshot of sheldon standing up and thought he was standing on the coffee table with weird little robot feet...

He has strong belt buckle game.

Everything after Origins has been garbage.  It breaks my heart.