Rick Grimes approves of this color.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

Tomi Lahren: Look, if I could go back in a machine, I would. But I can’t. All can tell you is that I’m a different person now.

“I think it would be nice if your meal came with a side salad and six french fries.”

Which is why healthcare should be Knopfler-profit.

Maybe you're the one who needs to review history.

“Wonderful Christmastime” is Paul McCartney at his worst. He’s one of the great songwriters of the 20th century, and I’m a huge Beatles fan, but “Wonderful Christmastime” straight up sucks.

I categorically refuse to believe that anyone, anywhere enjoys the song “Wonderful Christmastime.”

Jen Kirkman posted a thread about this on Twitter the other day.

People are being willfully ignorant about this song at this point. The historical context has been explained ad nauseum re: the woman wanting to stay but being unable to say so explicitly due to social norms at the time and the man trying to give her reasons to stay so as to provide her with cover. And the line…

“Satan Sodomy?!!” (Lindsey Graham pushes to the head of the line.....)

She has one. His name is Jared.

Damn. This is savage.

All it takes is one newscaster at a local Sinclair station to go off script and tell them to stuff it, children are getting separated from their parents and gassed for wanting a better life. That video would go viral in a heartbeat and expose and embarrass them.

Alligator.

I wish the fuck I would arrive at an event where an alligator was roaming around eating things. Absolutely not.

I despise Trump, but let’s expand this to all politicians who claim they will bring back or save manufacturing jobs. They’re all making promises that they know can’t be kept. GM sees a future of streamlined electric vehicle production that doesn’t require 15 factories to make 20 models. If they are correct, then the…

This was also his 3rd or 4th attempt on that island. They had previously shot at him.

But enough about our President, folks. Let’s get to the rankings.