Dude, I know. First she’s not wearing clothes that are made of burlap or full of clumsily patched holes, and now she’s eating soup!

And he said they’d get more hints in 4.5, from perhaps a place we’re returning to - which would be Ivalice.

I’d likely make a Fratley look-alike, just so I could kill him again, and again, and again.

I have no use for that asshat and his “I lost my memory, so I’m going to be a total chode to the woman who spent five years looking for my ass—but I’m totally going to try to get her back after she helps save the world, while I…

For perspective... Yesterday: I am wearing a silk scarf: it cost $12, a jacket (rayon jersey) cost $15, my shirt cost the same (15) and my Target wide leg pants cost $16.99 (originally - I may have gotten them for less on sale since I usually wait for one). Total? Under $60. Add my shoes it’s still under one hundred…

Taxes aren’t yours. They’re the governments. You elect representatives to spend said money. Anyone who thinks taxes are “Theirs”, or is theft, is a dumb asshole who didn’t take civics classes, and are destroying our country with ignorance.

*Thernovich

1. Does he even know what a bunion sorry, ‘bunyon’ is?

Home-cooked meals aren’t trash, but you know that, you trolling piece of shit.

My fave pizza is PS ‘shroom & truffle oil. I had one for lunch, in fact. Not sure which name brand it is mimicking, though.

I’m 1lso very much looking forward to the yarly William Sonoma takedown. Always a riot.

Here’s to this being the start of an era where I can talk about Scott Walker without having to explain that I mean the singer, not the asshole governor.

As a woman living in Alabama, I did what I could.  Voted for Dems, voted no on all amendments.  It’s a sad day for me in Alabama.  There really is no hope here. 

My state elected a monster last night - Marsha Blackburn. However, I am getting hounded on twitter for being a woman and not supporting her. I am a liberal who votes democrat but also doesn’t support people just because of the gender.

“It’s not gonna work. We’re too intellectual, we’re too smart for that, you know?”

Flood of “I was spanked and turned out fine” anecdotal posts by people who want to feel morally justified in hitting their own kids commencing in 3... 2... 1...

Anti Marxism-Leninism-Maoism?

Well I was going to make a joke about how I gave that because their screen door was so squeaky. But now I want to know how a pyramid scheme dildo party works. Is the goal to work your way down as the dong goes wide or is it some type of thing where you start, are given two butt plugs to stick into two friends who then…

I feel like that is a invitation for a visit from the police, if not getting sued by a particularly angered parent.

If you handed that to my kid, even with the instructions of who it is for, I would have to seriously considering calling the police, because holy hell that’s inappropriate.

Ugh, that is fucking insane.