Yes, shelters love love love towels!

Wanna hear something fun?! In Alabama, you don’t need to be a lawyer to be a probate judge. I live in the county where this suit was filed and here’s the judge’s background. You’ll notice the distinct lack of anything remotely like legal training:

They’re not “real America”, you know, full of rugged individualists and farms and churches like all the good and noble heartland states.

Yup. Part of me thinks “he won the election due to fewer than 80,000 combined votes in 3 states, he’s deeply unpopular despite a low unemployment rate and a decent economy, scandal after scandal after scandal...he can’t do it again” but then the other part of me thinks of that 90% approval rating among Republicans and…

Lying back and thinking of England might be tough.

Diiiiid you miss the part where she attempted suicide twice? Where she was not only forcibly impregnated but also forced to carry a pregnancy she would rather die than continue? And despite your insistence to the contrary, 11-year-olds didn’t routinely give birth back in the day. 150 years ago the average age to start…

My sister dressed my niece in aggressively gendered clothes (pink, purple, flowers, the works) and people still thought she was a boy.  I guess it was because she was bald, somehow people equate bald with boy.

Steve Bannon is horrible but I hope his prediction comes true:

Bet that’s how Donny Two Scoops pronounces it.

Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo.

How long before he gets his White House invitation?

That’s screaming for an Urban Dictionary entry.

Donald Glover is the only Donald currently making America great.

I hope the plumbers dispatched to the White House receive hazard pay.

If he only hires “the best people” he should have known Cohen was crooked.  So, he’s either crooked as well, or incompetent.  Either way, not a good look for Agolf Twitler.

The main reason millennials aren’t having kids because the burdens of student loans and low-paying jobs make it unfeasible to add the cost of a child to the equation. I’m an older millennial and all my similar-aged friends have either one or no children - and those children are babies.  They are just now having kids…

My boy plays peekaboo with my husband.  It’s adorable.  Orion will hang out on the living room chair which is diagonal to our bedroom door.  My husband will make eye contact with him, then move out of the door frame.  When he pops his head out again Orion makes the same trill he does when he’s playing with a toy.

The talking point now is that the Southern Strategy didn’t happen and the party switch is a hoax. Even though you can drill down to a single county in Mississippi and watch the change happen, it’s all fake and the Democrats are the real racists.

10th President John Tyler, who died in 1862, has two living grandchildren.

Yeah, some white people hear the word “privilege” and just shut down. They’ll tell you about how they were poor, how they struggled, how hard they had to work to get where they are - which is great! Anyone who works hard and overcomes obstacles deserves praise.