It’s not a beard, he’s simply beginning to grow the cocoon that he’ll spend the winter months in. He must retain his fluids.

I have a friend who went on a mission trip to Ireland. Freaking IRELAND.

It’s unbelievable, the number of *women*(!!!!) I run into that say “6 weeks is plenty of time to make a decision”.

HYYYYYYYPED.

Yoshi-P was wearing a Bugs Bunny shirt with checkered flags on it.  Bunny + race perhaps? ;)

Exactly. If they buy junk: “how dare they get fat off MUH TAX DOLLARS!!!1"

A poor person wears nice stuff = they’re not “really” poor

I make mine with port wine, granny smith apple, cinnamon, cloves, ginger and cardamom.  It’s super good the next day too, take some of that, your leftover turkey, some brie and some nice crusty bread and make a sandwich.

So now who is the Malignant Mango going to use to fire other people?

I read ahead in the FFVII strategy guide and that’s how I found out Aeris died.  Whoops.

fuuuuuuuck Pearson.

Off the top of my head, the first lines of 16 Horsepower’s “Praying Arm Lane”:

They have this frozen pizza that’s amazing. It’s called tarte flambee, has bacon and onions on it.

Just wait for the next product recall.  I remember a couple years back when they did a peanut butter recall and said the products affected were Peter Pan brand and Walmart’s Great Value. 

I thought once Steve Scalise was shot we’d see some movement.  After all, one of their own was nearly killed!  But nope.  Nothing.  Not even from Scalise himself.

The only upshot to the Ten Commandments amendment is that public money won’t be used to defend it in the inevitable constitutional challenge. I’m so sick of my tax money going to defend these stunts.

Me too.  I guess the only upside to being a Democrat in Alabama is that you go in expecting to lose.  That way you can only be pleasantly surprised if you don’t.

Wait, I thought they were supposed to be *against* identity politics?

And some polling places “just happened” to not be shipped the power cords for the voting machines, and one “just happened” to have the machines locked in a closet no one had access to so the polls opened two hours late...just a coincidence of course!  Nothing to see here...

“nipple tism”