So much for #AllLivesMatter amirite?

You would think all these mama bears that constantly post on facebook about how their kids are their world would have more empathy for other mothers trying to prevent their children from being literally beheaded...but those other mothers are brown and don’t speak English so <mocking spongebob meme> shoulda come in…

So what happens if they don’t run it, or if they place a chyron over it saying “he’s lying”?

They take their potato salads seriously.  I need them to judge!

Senator Mazie Hirono of Hawaii told the idiot orange to “pick up his goddamn pen” and stop the family separations.

What is with this nonsense that someone’s ~opinion~ is sacrosanct and they can’t be called out on it?

Well, she’s been grabbing a little Mexican all week.

FREEZE PEACH - if Milo, Richard Spencer, and the rest of the rogues gallery aren’t allowed to speak on campus, why, eeeeeevil liberals will open reeducation camps for anyone to the right of Karl Marx.

Isn’t it strange that “true feminism” always consists of towing the conservative party line?

Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS for the new millennium.

Good lord, Candace Owens. I had the (mis)fortune to hear some of her interview with Joe Rogan, and she is dumber than a fencepost. They were discussing climate change and she was deadset on “it’s a hoax to take money away from America”. Joe brought up that 97% of scientists were in agreement that humans are causing…

Just imagine if he’d stumbled on those stairs. Poor Barron would be squished like a grape!

Something about “real Americans” and “heartland values” or some such.

Jade Helm War Games

Avocado hand sounds like an industrial disease.

Ideally they’d like to deport everyone who can’t trace their ancestry back to the Mayflower.

I went to Bob Evans like a year or so ago. My boyfriend and I were the only customers under retirement age. They closed at 8pm (not on a Sunday, either).

Oh holy shit don’t even tease me with a hypothetical new FFT. I just wish they’d port the old one over to PS4. Listening to the music in FFXIV just makes me want more!

I had some anti-vax twit try to “educate” me in that natural chemicals and synthetic chemicals were different.