I’m thinking about all the rumors of Barron having autism. In Agent Orange’s mind, no Trump can be anything less than “perfect” so it’s easier to blame vaccines (if Barron is indeed autistic) rather than his geriatric sperm.

This guy gets it:

According to the anti-vaccine dumb fucks this never happened. And as for eliminating polio? Not true, they just renamed it to Guillain-Barre Syndrome/MS/Bell’s Palsy/whatever.

The insurmountable waist-high fence is a formidable competitor, though.

Uniball Vision Elite BLX or go home.

A promo for this show - “The Jennifer Manifesto” popped up on my facebook feed. People didn’t realize it was a commercial and commented that the stupid fat bitch should shut up. Irony I guess.

The new trend is “salt & pepper diamonds” - diamonds with a ton of inclusions! I guess if you give a poor-quality diamond a cutesy name you can pass it off as some hot new thing.

But I’m sure if we just made kids say the Lord’s Prayer and the Pledge at the beginning of the day, and allowed their teachers and principals to spank them, these things would never happen!

holy shit, this is gold

Trans people are “bullied” constantly (though I think bullying is too weak a word for being described as perverts and abominations, and having laws specifically written to discriminate against you) and I can’t recall any of them going on a rampage.

So the whole “missed warning signs” thing makes no sense when you’re *also* blaming the victims for avoiding the kid waving more red flags than a Chinese military parade. Remember, the classmates are supposed to ignore their natural instincts and make nice with the creepy kid or else they’re “bullies” who brought…

The incel woman’s name is “Stacy”.

Jordan Peterson gets high off the smell of his own farts.

Saaaaame. I do have an aloe in my bathroom they seem to leave alone, though.

Last concert I went to (Neko Case, so a pretty chill show), there were signs all over the venue saying “please no photo or video per artist request”.

I was going to tell you about the Bath & Body Works Semiannual Sale...but then I just looked at their website and they only have TWO bubble baths?! I know I have at least 6 bottles at home. Maybe they only drag those out for the sale. Anyway it’ll be within the next few weeks and you can usually score a bottle for…

I used to lurk the shoplifting subreddit (it was recently banned). I don’t shoplift but it was interesting to read about their different tactics.

I had a college roommate that was obsessed with “Broken Wings”, “Fire and Rain” and “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”.

I’ve never heard of a chopped cheese sandwich. That sounds really good!

And yet there are legions of people who insist that Trayvon was the thug.