Forbidden snack...

Something something job creators something something bootstraps. 

Not NEARLY as bad as the other kid’s name: Brhayeannon...wtf is that 

Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge, anyone?

It’s a *pink* polo shirt, that’s what makes it feminine attire, duh.

Jesus says, “Leave Me out of this”.

If it’s peach-flavored, why is it green?! And wasn’t the unicorn frap like mango? It looks like it should have been cotton candy flavor.

We’re all Schroedinger’s liberal: simultaneously a precious snowflake and a violent antifa thug.

Judy’s getting an abortion according to that terrifying Zootopia pro-life fan comic.

Remember this the next time someone tries to tell you racism was so long ago black people should just “get over it”.

They’re intentionally trying to turn the “ok” signal into a white power thing as a joke.

Or you can get drunk with your ol’ uncle Sanguine, defile a temple, steal a goat, and get engaged to a hagraven.

Totally loving the mall goth look :P

“...three very masculine professional athletes sat together in a room...and they all unashamedly let the tears flow...”

I like that Kenny Crow is the anchor in the FFXV one.

So wait, I thought they hated “anchor babies”?

JFC I am going to have nightmares now.

This is the only store I can reliably find Playmobil blind bags in. :(

I have two cats. The boy cat always sleeps between my fiance and me though sometimes he will slowly overtake my pillow in the middle of the night. I’ll wake up with 4 square inches of pillow and him lying on the rest of it.

Mmm, nothing like a big bowl of armadillo and monosodium glutamate!