<insert Troy McClure gif here>

Seriously! Mr. Persecuted Conservative had Home Improvement, Last Man Standing, Santa Clause, and Toy Story.

Don’t you know? Marijuana is a ~gateway drug~ so if you start smoking it’s just a hop, skip, and a jump away from shooting heroin directly into your eyeballs.

Poor Trump was just lead astray by that worldly harlot and her feminine wiles.

Tampax had to run an ad campaign reassuring girls they’d still be virgins.

A thing I loved doing in Sims 2 was creating a blank neighborhood, running the ‘regenerate townies’ cheat (so long, Goopy GilsCarbo, Meadow Thayer, and Benjamin Long), and starting a legacy. I played rotationally so eventually I would have an entire town that basically came from one person.

It’s seeing the number of faves that does it for me. I know a good chunk are Russian bots but it still angries up my blood.

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I love how conservatives paint themselves as “tough guys” but they lose their shit over red Starbucks cups, kneeling football players, and the faintest hint of criticism against Dear Leader.

Definitely! It’s very solo-friendly, there is a group finder for any content you have to do that requires other players. And there is an unlimited free trial so it’s worth checking out.

All we need to do is spread the word that eating Tide pods really triggers the libs!

and I helped create her

The Dali segment from FF9

We have 3 malls in my area: one of the poncy “town centre” types (though I love it because I work across the street and can pop in for lunch), a classic mall that seems to be doing pretty well, and one that got torn down recently. The torn-down mall is being revamped and what’s going in there kind of defies…

And now conservatives will claim the snowflakes were offended by vulgar language just like we were sooooo offended by the word ‘pussy’.

I have a friend who worked for Applebee’s for 15 years (she quit recently). She got a $25 meal voucher for her 15th anniversary.

Or “get a second job”! I don’t know how Amazon, specifically, operates but there’s plenty of places that won’t give you a consistent schedule, making it nearly impossible to get a second job.

IME, “teets”