It’s not surprising that his name is similar to “lamprey”, a slippery, parasitic, invasive species of fish.

This shooting has always incensed me - especially since the person who started all this, the lying fake Marine who called 911 faced no punishment for not only getting Mr. Crawford killed, but also another shopper who died of a heart attack due to the panic.

I would buy a Laguna spinoff. He was the best.

A+ pet name. The Pence clan gets a single iota of approval from me.

My cat’s name is Orion! :)

I really don’t get how trumpkins think the orange menace is playing 4D chess and is the most intelligent president we’ve had in ages.

Scanning electron microscope

That apartment looks so uncomfortable. Like, can you imagine, I don’t know, reading a book or eating a bowl of cereal or shredding your junk mail in a place like that?

Probably in the prenup that she could only have one and that she needed to get right back into pre-baby shape or he’d divorce her.

I really don’t know how trumpkins can look at that beautiful, regal woman and say she has no class.

Huh. TIL.

I really don’t get Thomas Kinkade. It’s perfectly prosaic, inoffensive, hotel room-esque art. Why do people love it so much?

Here’s some nonsense for you: black people are 26% of Alabama’s population. However, in the election, 30% of the voters were black. I have literally heard people say there’s obviously rampant voter fraud because where did that 4% come from?!? Muslim Marxists were *definitely* hauling in busloads of black folks from…

I haven’t but I’ve been meaning to!

If you think Testament was chilling, watch When the Wind Blows. It’s a very small, intimate movie - only 2 characters, a sweet little old British couple. We get to watch them stay cheerful and certain help is coming soon and if they just follow the “in case of nuclear detonation” pamphlets they’ll be safe. Of course,…

Oh, there were many jokes to be had about gorillas having 2" penises.

The pretzel-shaped ones are the best. I swear they taste different from the other ones.

It’s weird how attached we get to ornaments. We have one of the Energizer Bunny from the 80s. Why? I don’t know. But it’s always been on the tree and it will always be on the tree, forever and ever, amen.

Wonderful Christmastime. I loathe it. I have successfully managed to avoid it this year, though...except for last week at barre class. The one place where I couldn’t escape it!

Let all your Dollars (Cre)Flow unto him.