jtrix
Al Litigator, Reptilian Attorney-at-Law
jtrix

I mean, that thing is an abomination. Some pro-monument folks like to wring their hands and cry about art being destroyed and liken it to ISIS destroying priceless antiquities, but that statue isn’t aesthetically pleasing AT ALL. I think even they would be on board with tearing it down.

Daily infusions of Fox News, Infowars, Breitbart, et al.

The guy hasn’t updated the site in a while, but he does awesome takedowns of those insipid Lexus commercials.

And they’re wrong, because there IS snow in Africa - on Kilimanjaro (for now).

I hear those first couple synth notes and I am DONE. I hate that song so, so much.

There’s another ‘conspiracy’ about...the population of Alabama is 26% black. In the election, 30% of the voters were black. Where did that 4% come from?!? MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD, TRUCKED IN FROM MISSISSIPPI.

Either that or she has an iron liver.

Did ol’ KC bathe in the blood of a virgin or something? She’s looking less haggard than usual.

When you’re not just racist, you’re super racist!

Not to mention, he called his wife ugly. I wonder what Heidi thinks about her husband’s sucking up, or if she’s self-medicated enough to take all the feelings away.

got ya fam

Ahhhh this is so great! Now my BRD can wear all the cool feathered hats and my MCH can be steampunk as hell.

It’s the same delusion that gives rise to the notion that only conservatives work, liberals just sit around smoking pot and having illegitimate children on the government dime.

There are fewer than 3,000 provisional ballots. 

I don’t think it’s Onion-affiliated but it is satire.

She deserves hazard pay.

Remember how we were told last year to stop whining and accept the results of the election?

My niece was born at 27 weeks. She is a literal million dollar baby - she was in NICU until just past her actual due date. Were she not covered under Tricare (military insurance) they’d be bankrupt.

I haven’t played in a couple months - did they fix that issue with the immaculate conceptions yet?