Don’t you know? If you say “Merry Christmas” to a non-Christian, it’s like sprinkling holy water on a demon! We hates it!

Did he go to a third word child brothel with David Duke? (I mean, probably...) 

It sounds really good - it’s a cookie with ginger and chili pepper.

They have electric fondue pots! I have one on my wedding registry.

Getting married next year and I have a fondue pot on the registry. An electric one, though, because I can’t be bothered to deal with sterno or tea lights or whatever.

I watched that yesterday...came away wondering what sort of bizarro universe those people live in.

I’m down here in the trenches and it is a shitshow. The conservatives are 100% convinced that the women are lying whores that were paid off by the Post/Soros/Hillary/(((globalists)))...despite zero evidence to that effect.

I’ve been offered drugs a lot fewer times than D.A.R.E. prepared me for. The way they talked it up every kid in high school was holding.

Chaps my hide that he’s got “Judge” on all his campaign materials.

It doesn’t snow where I live :(

I always wanted the coffee table/fish tank.

I try to never read the comments but my willpower is weak.

Yeah, some morons on FB comment sections swear Jones said in one interview or another that he’d be okay with aborting a baby 10 minutes before birth. They swallow this shit hook line and sinker.

I just want to come in and promote r/abrathatfits (yes, I know, Reddit...)

She’s definitely angling to be Mrs. Trump the Fourth.

I’m in Huntsville and I have seen a lot more Jones than Moore signs...but living in one of the oh-so-slightly more progressive areas of the state, that doesn’t count for much.

Certainly, the White House custodians deserve hazard pay. Those bathrooms are probably uninhabitable after Donnie Two-Scoops has his morning twitter dump.

Exactly, if an adult treated another adult this way they would face consequences.

I am eternally grateful I came of age just before social media became omnipresent. I 100% believe that if it had been around when I was in high school I would not be here today.

“Who are they? They’re liberals. They don’t want conservative values. They are the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, who want to change our culture,”