Grandma on the back I think. When they say it’s like an artichoke I crack up

Have you seen the one with the 25-year-old blackhead? When they finally get that thing out it’s amazing!

Not to mention they would have to allow their beloved spouses, children, parents and friends to die to keep the pretense up.

I just started a new AC game over Thanksgiving and had to explain to my fiance that I was catching fish to sell because I’m in debt up to my eyebrows to a raccoon who, if this wasn’t an E-rated game, might not be opposed to hired goons and a little leg-breaking action.

There’s a joke about the fact that a lot of astronauts come from Ohio...they wanted to get out of there so much they were willing to leave the planet to do it.

I hope your visit to Huntsville wasn’t completely terrible! I live here and my fiance and I are doing everything we can to get Jones elected. It is a tough row to hoe. *So many* people here will vote for Moore even if he was Satan incarnate (tbh not too far from where he is now) - he’s pro-life. They literally do not…

Depends, did he kill honest, god-fearing white folks or thugs/welfare queens?

It was like a 2-inch diameter pie. It was too adorable to pass up!

White and we shot for 2ish. Then watch sportsball or nap or take a walk and round 2 around 7.

Either one will do but I like homemade better since store-bought crust tends to be on the flavorless side.

Oh, a sailboat.

I loooove pumpkin pie. Love. It’s not Thanksgiving without it! My fiance is diabetic so I bought myself a mini pie last year just so I could have some.

Claiming Landmine Bear Fight as my new band name.

They kept him occupied for the afternoon making hand turkeys and feather headdresses.

God bless you, you magnificent creature.

“I’m a powerful and attractive man,”

People here will vote for Moore no matter how many girls he’s molested for one reason and one reason only - pro-life. Doug Jones is worse than a child molester, he’s a ‘baby killer’ and therefore can’t be anywhere near the Senate.

I had no idea I needed these in my life.

She’s not cuddly - she gives off an ice queen vibe. She’s ill-suited for cheerful, breezy morning TV. And that’s fine! Plenty of people aren’t!

Not the OP but I got into it too...so here’s my current setup: