Because there’s no offsides in football in a live-ball situation like this one. Guys can’t over-commit in rugby and get too far behind the other team because once the ball-handler is tackled and the ruck is on, you risk getting called for offsides if you can’t get back onside in time. Here, everyone has free reign to…

I’m convinced he’s actually Glen from the future, who’s traveled back in time, gotten stuck back in the 60’s and decides to be a slightly more mature stalker-y douche.