Really and of the Big 3 muscle/pony cars is the right answer.

The SS is the correct choice. It’s got the latest gadgets and safety equipment, and as an added bonus, you can see out of it.

I can only imagine how much that thing rattles.

This Citroën is a grower, not a shower ;) 

As an American most of this silliness is irrelevant to me.  Dodge keeps Mopar Guy happy, Jeep and Ram will keep doing their thing.  I see no synergy whatsoever other than supply chain that makes a whiff of a diff to me.

Because Audi's are dead reliable...... 

Things are not going to get better. This is an amalgamation of the world’s least reliable vehicles and parts as one mega-company. There is no “audification” equivelent. The only thing FCA had going for it is the Wrangler which has distinctly better resale value and reliability than pretty much anything else they put…

Big yes. Can’t wait until we can get the VX220 in the states.

Bring back the VXR8 with Hellcat power

Ya know what, I’m going to breaststroke against the Crack Pipe tide and hit Nice Price! I had (and have a fond spot) for Fiero GTs. Fun little car and dead reliable, despite the catch-on-fire myth. Can’t afford the upkeep of a real Ferrari and this is such a well done clone, it will fool 99.9% of the people who see…

Or, OR, and bear with me here:

$10k gets you your pic of first gen Volts.

annnnnd it already broke down, literally on the way home for the guy who bought it

Will there ever be follow-ups to these stories? I want to see what these people end up buying with their impressions, Dammit!

I’m shocked I had to scroll down this far in the comments to see this, the most obvious and correct of takes.

Sounds like he likes domestics so buy something that’s probably going to appreciate in value. The SS

Just do it. You know you want to.

+1 on the 911, it will baby for the first 6-7 years just fine. If you must get 4 doors, consider a lightly used CTS-V? No manual (edit: latest gen I believe), but you won’t miss it.

This is what they use to dispose of all the other dump trucks I guess.

One of these. It’s literally bigger than many houses.