I was hoping this company would be burned to the ground, with its lands salted so nothing could ever grow there again. But this might be better.

Putting your own knee in your ass is known as a “Branson kneeler” at the “club” I frequent.

[huddles under desk]

It’s good to know that our current President reads “being unwilling to countenance Russia’s illegal destabilization and invasion of another country” as “not having good chemistry.”

“Trump is a drooling fuckwit, Timmy. Fix it.” Trump-voting white trash scum and their ghastly children are why I quit teaching high school history and geography last spring after 18 years and cashed out my retirement.

“Haters and losers”

I hate him, I hate him, I f*cking hate him, and f*ck it, I hate everyone who voted for him, voted for Jill Stein, stayed home, wrote in “Bernie,” and wouldn’t get in line for Hillary for reasons that to this day look so f*cking petty, I can’t begin to even pretend like they were truly valid.

Longer. As long as there are any people left alive who remember the Trump presidency, every country that has to deal with the United States will keep in mind that any time we could elect a titanically stupid asshole who will tear up all of our agreements. It will be 70 years before anyone starts to treat us as if our…

I was listening to a WW2 speech by Roosevelt earlier and then I read a tweet by our current president calling out “haters”. I can’t help but cringe that the bar has fallen this low. Democrat or Republican, it doesn’t matter, a President should not talk like a teenager. It is an embarrassment for our nation and I just…

Nobody over the age of 30 should be bitching about their “haters”... it’s just sad. Especially when it’s the goddamn president of the United States.

No thanks. I will continue to believe that most people are good, and be horrified every time an individual does not measure up to that.

Honestly, that kind of sounds like a win/win.

Starts without asking while person is unconscious. That is the bad part. The More You Know!

Jesus Christ. Soon it’ll turn out that the only one in Hollywood that wasn’t a rape/molest machine was Mr Rogers.

He victimized women of the comedy world. If he wants to try to make amends he can put on an all female stand up show to give more female comedians exposure, he would pay for it all out of pocket, and he would not personally attend or attach his name to the event. If he starts doing this now and continues doing it…

Something Michael is doing in this reboot is giving the humans something they’ve never had before — hope. Crushing that hope would be an awfully demonic thing to do.

The detail of Chidi correcting “Oral” to “Moral” just kills me.

He’s also written extensively on moral particularism. You have to be kidding me, show.

Wow - Clare Danes is married to Hugh Dacey from Hannibal - who’s dad is a philosophy professor. TIL! These guys really *do* do their homework