Having not seen South Park, those lyrics + GOT’s theme doesn’t make sense to me considering the LACK of wieners in the face of plentiful (and frequently full frontal) female nudity is something the show is known for. So I imagine the lyrics would be, uh, a little different.

I think they deliberately tried to make us think the wine Tyrion drunk was poisoned for moar tension.

When he says he could shoot someone and not lose a vote, these are the voters he’s talking about.

Bravo

I just remembered my city is voting on a new sheriff in a few weeks. It would help if the local newspaper bothered to give us much info.

Dogs are pretty great.

Yes, because that won’t bring instability and greater violence to our country, to say nothing of normalizing assassination. Because political assassination is exactly what a country in our situation needs right now, right? /s Seriously, you’re not thinking this through. Don’t get tunnel vision.

Yeah, let’s just move on; too much yuck in it. I’m sure there are better, less pro-Confederate-y, movies that deserve to be highlighted. I will say the one scene I like is the pan out of the incredible carnage of the Civil War’s wounded; it’s visually impacting.

I think they’re complaining more about the romantic development, not a potential alliance through marriage.

I can’t imagine her living in King’s Landing.

I don’t even know how to merge my accounts. I ended up making a new one... Also, this kinja account wants me to type this ridiculously long, unchangeable key code? ....I...I don’t know...