I don’t see where she did any disparaging? She simply said that the social college experiences (which this girl said were her only real reason for going, adding explicitly that she wasn’t there for the education) can be had at any university and added that she could have just gone to a nearby college that she could…

“You’re a fucking shit cunt.” Truer words have not been spoken. 

Eggboy is the hero we need right now.

This man should be met with eggs everywhere he goes for the rest of his life.

Does everyone involved have to take their personal relationship problems to social media and blame/not blame each other? It’s SO attention-seeking and childish, trying to "win" a relationship triangle on the twitters...

Reminder: This isn’t about the real you and your real life; this is about two fake brides and their fake feud.

I feel like Hailey Baldwin is very Anne Boleyn. She got the guy’s attention, waited until he was a little bit less peak hot, pounced and got the quick engagement, all with the help of her conniving wannabe powerful father. Now she's dealing with the crazy Prince thing, she thinks she's got this whole situation under…

I think I like Jennifer Garner a little more every time I see her. Her Instagram is a delight, and it’s hard not to like someone who coordinates their gift wrap with a pair of running shoes.

I have a coffee related question. I read some tweet the other day, I can’t remember who it was except for that they were American. The guy said that nowhere outside of the US knows how to do iced coffee right. I’m interested in how you guys make yours that is different to other places?

Yeah you can tell just from looking at her she’s naturally athletic. I don’t get the style icon though, she’s got to be the most boringly elegant woman under 40 in the world. 

THIS 

I didn’t know who Shookus was so I Googled her. Holy shit. She became an associate producer on 30 Rock and SNL by 29, and her family isn’t in the entertainment industry. BB. WTF are you doing with Ben Affleck? Stop this at once.

This is just a new-agey way of saying “I’m not like other girls... I actually just get along better with guys.”

My god she’s insufferable. I too haven’t forgotten her Blaxploitation Period™. And now she must hijack the LGBTQ community, just so she can claim that’s she’s not just bride, she’s a cool bride y’all! <eyeroll>

Yeah, we all know what a hetero marriage looks like. And as you point out, her ending up in one isn’t exactly a shocker, as far as I know she’s only publicly dated dudes.

In the words of Miranda Priestly, everything Miley does is simply...

I am not saying she’s not queer or that being in a straight relationship erases someone’s queer identify, but it doesn’t strike me as “redefining” anything for a generation when someone who has always been publicly in straight relationships has a conventionally straight marriage.

Um, I think it’s amazing that Miley Cyrus is able to look past Liam Hemsworth’s conventional ugliness and fall in love with his beautiful soul. On a spiritual, post-gender level.

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.

I overall think that she delivers messages that are important and necessary, but just the way both of them, definitely not just her, have been acting about this movie is tiresome (I didn’t even watch this speech tbh, just saw her crying face in every single photo and thumbnail from the ceremony). In the past I have…