Woo hoo, first day back at work! You wear that clean shirt and eat with two hands! Maybe even take your time peeing, you go and have a wonderful day!

Today is my first day back at work after maternity leave and everyone is asking if I’m okay and if I’ve cried and I want yell, “FREEDOM IS MINE, AT LAST,” at all of them but I feel like that would make me seem like a bad mom. Newborns are BORING, no matter how adorable they are! I got to eat my breakfast with two…

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

Seriously. I spent about 2 hours yesterday babysitting my friend’s 3 week old so her and her husband could go out and have a meal together and after those 2 hours I basically threw the baby at them and ran out of the house. Taking care of a newborn is no joke. I can’t imagine how badly new parents need a few hours to…

Man, more power to any new mom who can get an hour or two to herself (or out with her husband, girlfriends, etc.). You suddenly feel like everything you have belongs to a tiny, adorable, demanding creature. A brief respite to wear clean clothes and engage with adults can help keep you sane.

Martyr Mommies unite! Engage JUDGEMENT! Activate CONDESCENSION!

Hell hath no fury like the uninvolved.

Well I’m still bored, so probably not.

Melisandre taking off her necklace = me taking off my bra, basically.

They probably landed in about 5ft of fresh powder. Like falling into a cloud!

Dany would make an awful queen. She’s proven how much she sucks.

They landed in like 20 ft of snow or something I guess, not rock.

LOL that’s basically the Make Westeros Great Again platform.

Tormund can get it. Harrrrrrrrrrrrrduh.

Hate the Dorne storyline here. I want Bran back. This episode was really good though. Sansa finally caught a break!

I love Brienne so much. I am excited to see her and Sansa together.

My favorite part? It only took 54 minutes to get our first set of breasts for this season! The hour flew by.

Team White Walkers here. Humans fuck up everything they touch.

I read the first three books in 2001. Speculation as to things like: “What does valar morghulis mean?” And “Who do you think ColdHands is?” was only heard among a thin slice of fantasy-novel enthusiasts back then.

Brienne has a new purpose and lady!!