This is your occasional reminder that the WBC is not a church, it's a slip-and-fall lawsuit factory. They enrage people at difficult moments, get them to act irrationally, then sue everyone within a 500 yard radius.

I WANT fashion critique, though. I want it honest, sharp, with a touch of snark and a total absence of body-shaming. All about the choices—of clothing, accessories, and styling—and not about the person. Why can't Fashion Police do this? They were making big strides on "only the dress not the body" when Joan died.…

The thing about Joan Rivers was that she was vicious, but she was also self-deprecating. She never made herself into a higher being who was above the people she made fun of. She made it clear that she herself was far from perfect. That doesn't excuse some of the things she said, but it does give her a subtle…

We all know who really carries the show now. His thinly-veiled dislike of Guiliana fuels my soul:

There's blind outrage on Twitter? This is shocking since it's usually one of the premier outlets on the Internet for nuanced discussion of social and political issues. #isis #deathtoamerica #soblessed

You literally can't say, or do, anything these days without twitter erupting in outrage. It's the new normal.

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

I would always go through the line of a particularly cute grocery clerk. One day, I heard him saying he got off work at 12:30 am. About 12:20, I went through his line with some beer and snacks. He said "What are you doing buying beer at midnight?" and I said "Inviting you over when you get off in 10 minutes." He came…

On my fathers 50th birthday we threw him a surprise party. All eight of my siblings made the trip to be there and one of my younger brothers brought his then girlfriend and her cousin tagged along. I immediately noticed her gracefulness but at the time was going through the realization that I had failed at my chosen…

I'm sure she's just wondering whether it'll be Dr. Voight or President Voight or Professor Voight or Lord Voight or Lady Voight or something of the sort ;)

At least we can all agree that these are white dresses.

Am I the only one that sees blue and gold instead of white and gold or blue and black?

I just really love the fact there's a late night talk show that has a panel of black women.

Oh, man, I'd be all over a Parks and Rec album. My favorite Leslie musical moment was "Parents Just Don't Understand." Not only was she amazing, but Nick Offerman's punchline after her setup just fucking destroyed it.

Jia.

I'm just going to sit here in my apartment and appreciate healthcare, hockey, poutine, and beavers a little bit more than usual. I'm feeling all proud of my country.

I love my country.