In happier news, Draymond’s foot is pregnant with Steven Adams’ baby.

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

That's a damn good bear, a bear's bear.

“Dude, chill the fuck out.”

This might be the greatest way to start my weekend. That’s it. I’m turning off my computer and leaving 1 hour and 39 minutes early because of this.

i found this article interesting and don’t see any issue with it. anyone with half a brain will realize he’s not responsible for his brothers actions, the same way we’ve already forgiven your parents for their transgression.

Bears.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

What’s most impressive is that Thomas can lose at Connect Four while simultaneously blowing The Game of Life.

cheaper.

Law and Order: Special Sauce Unit

The thought of Bartolo Colon: Deadbeat Dad makes me sad, but the thought of Bartolo Colon: Attorney at Law makes me happy.

Serves him right. His poor belt has been supporting two extra people for years.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

I am not painting *you* as anything. I am also, in my way, as I mentioned up top, “a woman who supports Bernie,” although as a journalist I don’t throw my arms around any politician entirely and never will.

maybe the guy doesn’t take himself that seriously and finds it funny...?

Eden Hazard Totally Owned A Small Child

Odor: “Hey, man. How’d the date go last night?”