This made me happy

This is good work

Damn Clayton, this isn’t the kind of crime Stoners are known for

When I was wasted one night in college I bought seasons 1-3 of the tv show Ghost Adventures. We ended up making an amazing Ghost Adventures drinking game, what a shit tv show haha

“...I’m goin in his mouth.”

Talk is cheap, he needs to Just Do It if he's gonna kill someone

I would just delete this and replace it with the more appropriate “.”

People don’t go to Ohio to play school though, ask Cardale Jones

“Hey, this is Norwood..wanna play with my gopher?” would be an awful text to get at 2 am

“Look at this backwards homer,” is an amazing description of Colin Cowherd

“Break a leg out there, man!”

Paid not laid, the Russell Wilson motto

“Game of Groans”

How many of these caribou-humpers sent you a follow up email apologizing?

Why is there a guy dressed as a ref at their skills camp?

“...without getting violently ill”

Extradited to the US isn't exactly how I envisioned top level soccer coming over here and making a name for itself

This is the logical response to knowing you're being traded to the Kings

“See I told you Scout was doomed from the beginning because of a shady father figure.”