Why do we even try, am I right?

As much as I enjoy reading people's posts about absurd/creepy OKC messages, I thought I'd give a sampling of messages I've sent that I thought were kinda funny but I got no response on:

If OKC allowed custom body types (which would be simultaneously exciting and terrifying), I would recommend "athletically Rubenesque."But, yeah, size 8 certainly thin in my mind.

So here's a question I have: does it seem conceited if I put my body type as "skinny"? I think I'm objectively skinny, though I'm also short, so it can be harder to tell, I guess? (I hope people don't think I'm lying?)

Because I like over-analyzing things with statistics, here's a breakdown of my OKC response rate!

Thanks for the insight.

Oh, yeah, I remember reading that article. Interesting stuff.

That's weird for a whole other reason: he thought that women would care more about the number representing his height than his actual height? If you really dissect it, it gets weirder.

No more slow dances?! My world is crushed. I'm only half joking.

Thanks!

Bizarre. What exactly did he think was going to happen?

Well, that certainly cuts right to the chase. Presumably you would need pretty strong abdominal muscles for such a feat (in addition to the more obvious requirement). I think you win.

Yeah, for sure. If there's anything I've gained from this discussion, it's that it's silly to assume what someone is thinking or prefers. Everyone's just too different.

At that point, it's almost too ridiculous to be offensive. It just becomes pathetically hilarious. But that's easy for me to say.

I believe it.

Ah, of course. It's fun coming up with code words/phrases. How about, "Must be able to take a punch in the gut without flinching."

Haha, yeah, I know it's probably not my height most of the time. I'll keep plugging on, I guess. Thanks for the kind words!

Thank you!

Fair enough. Thanks for your honest response.

Please do. And if anyone figures it out, I recommend you immediately return the message :)