No more slow dances?! My world is crushed. I'm only half joking.

Thanks!

Bizarre. What exactly did he think was going to happen?

Well, that certainly cuts right to the chase. Presumably you would need pretty strong abdominal muscles for such a feat (in addition to the more obvious requirement). I think you win.

Yeah, for sure. If there's anything I've gained from this discussion, it's that it's silly to assume what someone is thinking or prefers. Everyone's just too different.

At that point, it's almost too ridiculous to be offensive. It just becomes pathetically hilarious. But that's easy for me to say.

I believe it.

Ah, of course. It's fun coming up with code words/phrases. How about, "Must be able to take a punch in the gut without flinching."

Haha, yeah, I know it's probably not my height most of the time. I'll keep plugging on, I guess. Thanks for the kind words!

Thank you!

Fair enough. Thanks for your honest response.

Please do. And if anyone figures it out, I recommend you immediately return the message :)

I'm pretty sure most women will be more concerned with your grammar and punctuation than the fact that you're 5'5". :)

HWP (I had to Google it)? Seriously? Do they think they're being clever? Tactful? Wow.

Thanks for the info. I'll give it a shot and see what happens. Hopefully I can do some good.

Blech. I think the closest thing I've seen is a woman saying she likes really skinny guys.

Sounds like a cool guy! And heels (of all sizes) are sexy. The click-clack sounds always gets me.

Haha, I was actually going to make a Portland joke when I made that post but bit my tongue.

Oh, trust me, I'm VERY familiar with rejection on OKC. My current response rate is somewhere in the low single digit percentage :p

You'd be surprised how much beards come up in profiles in my area.