First, this is Hollywood Florida, not California.

Yep, I get the whole punching up, punching down thing, but, and there always is one isn’t there, a line does have to be drawn. I mean, heck, white people are soon going to be a minority in the US anyway so how about we stamp down on racism now instead of waiting a couple of years.
Let’s be fair here, you can call it…

Who the hell is Darth Vader?

Let’s see if you still feel that way when you’re 70 and have no family left in your life. I think it’s fear of being alone that drives most people to have kids. I want as many people around as possible that love me when I’m old.

Nice job getting out of that one unscathed! More impressive; your Austin Healey was drivable AND the horn worked!

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