If you go to any restaurant & order anything not on a menu, you are a dick. Especially these 'secret menu items'. These minimum wage employees don't know what you are ordering. There's no buttons for it. In their minimal training, they weren't told about it. Please quit encouraging others being so cheap that they…

Props to The Onion for shoving the homosexual element at the Russians! Literally, and figuratively! +1000

The pasta looks good.

Hey man, don't let all the joke haters get you down. Stand your ground.

Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

I'm not really against the point of this piece, and I completely agree that not everyone should go to college and that the notion that everyone should is destructive. However, I do want to say that in fact the unemployment percentages have huge amounts of trade professions near the top, because so many of the skilled…

Yeah, except the damn hammy acting.