This at least answers the question posed by this morning’s roll call post: “Who the fuck is Dennis?”

I just want to say this is actually a genuinely great and informative comment. Thank you!

I’ve only ever done a 50-miler, but I can confirm that ultras are more mental than they are physical. If you’re going to be serious about doing one, you train so much that the physical aspect is not such a big deal. It’s when you’re sitting at mile 30 (or in her case, mile 60 or so), that your mind starts to fuck with…

Lebron James & Derrick Rose?

Weird that they’re fighting over a chair when there are clearly ample seats available.

And with that, Jalen Ramsey became the first player to actively try to get into the Bengals locker room.

Billy confuses ‘flashy’ with ‘good’. It’s why he likes Ben Arfa and Deulofeu so much.

Every fucking year you write the “welp, City has won the title” article before December and then they lose it. God damnit, Billy.

De Bruyne is playing like a Ballon d’Or candidate right now. That’s the main catalyst to City’s emergence as a tentative superpower right there.

FTFY

The ball clearly brushed the ground when Hilton hit the turf. No catch.

What the hell was Winston doing? Lattimore was clearly walking away from the sideline. Winston’s acting like a douche while getting his ass kicked. He deserved to get shoved harder. Evans flies in with a far cheaper shot. What a punk team.

Reputation

I’m conflicted. One one hand, that was the coolest shit I’ve ever seen. On the other, those players kneeling during a foofy pregame ritual was deeply upsetting.

My understanding is that the lineup isn’t technically official until kick-off and substitutions can still be made freely until that point, but instead of looking it up I wrote this comment.

Do you know what James Brown says every night before he says “1-2-3-4"?

So, more like Jahlil Okathree?

This was my take as well. Sociopaths all the way.

Last guy, D. What the fuck! Isn’t the whole point of going out that everyone can get what they want?

To really catch up with the rest of us who learned as kids, you have to attach a playing card to the frame so the spokes flick it and it sounds like a motorcycle. Just for a week or so. Only then will you be accepted as a true equal.