You have ruined this cute video. I hope you’re happy with yourself.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

Oh, you mean the FA Cup? The competition that the big clubs like Aston Villa, Hull City and Wigan take seriously?

Deadspin needs an Obscure Sports Quarterly column. Or The Ocho. Where else am I going to get my Ultimate Frisbee highlights?

THAT MOTHERFUCKER’S FACE DID THE WAVE!

If a kicker Tweets in the forest, does it make a sound?

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau

Clearly, the approximate 8,000 daily calories consumed by a Tour de France rider are spread out

He should enjoy it, it’s the only shot he’s going to take for the next four years.

Yeah, but unlike Russell Wilson, I can masturbate. So there.

He said King, not Galactic Overloard

Where’s the king? I don’t see Zlatan.

If the game goes into extra innings, he may need to call his doctor.

Holy hell, Bob, rough day?!

So . . . go Ravens?

OK, so after you watch that video there is another video that you can click on, and it is spectacular. In some country, in what looks to be either Central or South America, a dude parked in a handicapped space. As a gesture of protest what looks like an activist group completely covered some guy’s car in Post-It…

How about the kid he kneed in the face?

Maybe FIFA should suspend her, so Jill Ellis doesnt have the chance to start her.

Good God, Wambach had been terrible this entire World Cup. Forget missing the pen... In general she has been bad. And as I type this, she had been demoted and Lloyd is taking pens... And converts. Real question is, who replaces Rapino in the 1/4 finals?