This goalkeeper's free kick positioning is more interesting:

*Ovechkin Googles Translation* Amateur Siberian transfer that plays like a tiger named Foley? I AM the face of the franchise Trotz! And don't you forget it!

And you certainly don't want them breeding.

REALLY not seeing what the big deal is. It's not like there's a shortage of Bengals imprisoned in Ohio.

As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.

Ref probably felt so bad for the dude that he didn't want to add insult to injury.

How was that not a clear penalty?

The leg bone's connected to the... face bone

This might be the first time in super bowl media coverage that a team will complain about too many soft ball questions.

Meanwhile, Packer fans are still waiting for Mike McCarthy's balls to show up.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

"Mr. Johnson, Deadspin has called your Super Bowl win 'forgettable', do you have any response?"

It was shirts v. skins, man. How else are you going to remember teams?

Jesus! This is like a scene from The Naked Gun.

Numerous NBA teams, especially the New York Knicks, have been vocal in opposition to this idea, citing concerns about not only the health of their players, but also of finishing dead last.

Silver may be an innovator, but the NFL already has this. And I have to admit, I do get some pleasure out of seeing the Jaguars compete against pro teams.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

I cannot even conceive of the greed necessary to attempt to steal everything your child has. And this goes a step further by stealing everything he has and a lot of stuff he doesn't have yet. Un-fucking-believable.

Oh great, another Scott Van Pelt story.

Who the fuck bought and drove a FGT because of fuel economy? Seriously?