it's actually exactly the type of thing NJ.com should be covering: the governor of its URL.

That might actually be worse.

Luis Suarez would celebrate with his own version of a selfie, but FIFA rules explicitly prohibit autocannibalism.

yes. They should've ran out into the white out ice covered highway and just waved their arms. That wouldve been safe. There isn't much they could have done at that point.

I thought the North was supposed to be the tolerant/not racist part?

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

What the hell kind of poop water is solid goddamn black like that? Not any poop water I've ever seen!

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Any set-up where "League Two" equals 4th tier is perfectly understandable, right?

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

Fun fact, that stretch constituted the most time Alex Ovechkin has ever spent in his own end.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

psst, many college students have cars

A - He sounds like a dickhead based on her account and she is pretty damn detailed about the incident so I am inclined to believe her.

I beat my father in law and teenage sister in law with the slum lord strategy this Christmas while they were patiently trying to build out yellow and green. It was glorious.

I look forward to my seven-year-old slaughtering you in Monopoly, as his cheaply acquired hotels on Baltic and Connecticut bankrupt you while you're tapped out from trying to build on Marvin Gardens.

Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

Seems fitting that his retirement also sailed over the heads of his receivers.

Yea. As uncomfortable as watching her husband go through progressions.